My Weekend With Finley as Told by Twitter

This past weekend I Christina went out of town and left me with our baby. For fun, I documented the adventure with the hashtag #SurvivalOfTheFinley.

To all the moms out there, you guys rock. To the single moms, you guys are superheroes.

Enjoy!

.@TinaDodson is headed out of town for a couple of days leaving me with the baby. I’ll be posting what happens with #SurvivalOfTheFinley!

— Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 1, 2015

And she’s gone. Luckily mommy left a survival guide. #SurvivalOfTheFinley pic.twitter.com/SXYRibOr5s

— Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 1, 2015

Currently trying to convince Finley to hold in all her poops until mommy gets back. #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 1, 2015

She’s out. I told her to sleep in tomorrow. She said don’t count on it. #SurvivalOfTheFinley pic.twitter.com/GS3Xlw0Pro — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

Just heard from central command that Finley went to bed 30 mins late. Oops. #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

Anyone know where the snooze button is on a baby monitor? #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

But DAD, I don’t have anything to wear! #SurvivalOfTheFinley pic.twitter.com/NKc9hyNqEx — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

But seriously people, how am I supposed to pick one of these hair bows!? #SurvivalOfTheFinley pic.twitter.com/GSgLJH6wjS — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

About to head out. Finley says my diaper bag isn’t cute and is going to embarrass her. #DadLife #SurvivalOfTheFinley pic.twitter.com/RDmoqAyKCt — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

Finley says if I don’t give her an extra ounce of milk next meal she’s telling mom I didn’t make the bed this morning. #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

Finley is picking off the leftover hairs from my haircut. This is a normal thing to do right? #SurvivalOfTheFinley pic.twitter.com/lwkGfSR1YI — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

FaceTime with mommy! #SurvivalOfTheFinley pic.twitter.com/hy85SG3XvO — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

Dinner time. I’m eating a sandwich. Finley is eating her foot. #SurvivalOfTheFinley pic.twitter.com/DC0VbtyKkL — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

Finley is asleep. Now some free time! But wait I’m tired. Is this what being a mom feels like? #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 2, 2015

Still can’t find the snooze button on the baby monitor. It’s 2015 shouldn’t that be a thing? #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 3, 2015

Finely says I take a lot longer than mom to change her diaper. I told she can just hold it til mom gets home then. #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 3, 2015

Having a yelling contest. #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 3, 2015

Yelling over. Apparently it’s all fun and games when the baby yells but scary when dad does. #NotFair #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 3, 2015

Using the same bib the last two days because I don’t know where the other ones are. #DadLife #SurvivalOfTheFinley pic.twitter.com/SooLzPN57B — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 3, 2015

Grandma came to visit. Now I get a break! But wait, now I need to do chores. A mom’s job is never done! #Momlife #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 3, 2015

Finley is napping too long and now we’re off schedule and now I’m stressed and now I don’t know what to do. #WeNeedMom #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 3, 2015

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Dinner time. Last night was baby foot. Tonight is baby book. #NomNom #SurvivalOfTheFinley pic.twitter.com/5aQloA2TKd — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 3, 2015

Finley wants to know why I’ve been taking her picture so much the last two days. Says I’m becoming worse than mom. #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 3, 2015

Finley is asleep. Only a few more hours until mommy gets home. We’ve almost made it! #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 3, 2015

MOMMY IS HOME! Finley survived. I survived. Even the cat is in one piece. Time for bed. #WeMadeIt #SurvivalOfTheFinley — Dylan Dodson (@DylanJDodson) October 4, 2015